STRAIGHT TO VIDEO PRESENTS MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY (1985)

Do you like movies? Aren’t you annoyed that it takes around 2 hours to finish one before you can dwell into another story? What if I tell you that a single movie exists that features all the possible genres you can think of in just under 90 minutes? Allow Straight to Video to present you Massacre at Dinosaur Valley!*

Director Michele Massimo Tarantini was mainly known for his Italian sexploitation and poliziesco entries before he headed to the Amazonas to shoot his magnum opus. As a relatively late, 1985 addition to the Italian ’80s jungle and cannibal movie craze, Tarantini turned the disturbing violence somewhat down to replace it with cheap eroticism and the signature narrative nonsense which is the defining feature of Italosploitation.

Our ragtag group of adventurers, consisting of a dinosaur bone hunter, an old professor, his daughter, a bunch of suspiciously underdressed “fashion models” and a ‘Nam vet with both PTSD and a spiteful wife head deep into the jungle to do what again...? Eh, does it really matter? All you need to know is that after the most charming toy plane crash they will find themselves facing a brand new life threatening challenge every 3 minutes. Come and see for yourself who will survive to fly away to the sunset with the treasure of the Amazonas at the end!

*Disclaimer: Dinosaurs may not be included in the admission price.