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SUMMARY:Straight To Video presents Massacre In Dinosaur Valley (1985)
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DESCRIPTION:STRAIGHT TO VIDEO PRESENTS MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY (1985)\n
	\nCurators Lieuwe and Levente bring you the ultimate cult night every mont
	h with\nStraight to Video presents... Prepare for a wild cult film from th
	e VHS era\,\nfilled with mind-boggling moments\, rubbery rarities\, and de
	ranged dialogue.\n\nDo you like movies? Aren’t you annoyed that it takes a
	round 2 hours to finish\none before you can dwell into another story? What
	 if I tell you that a single\nmovie exists that features all the possible 
	genres you can think of in just\nunder 90 minutes? Allow Straight to Video
	 to present you Massacre at Dinosaur\nValley!*\n\nDirector Michele Massimo
	 Tarantini was mainly known for his Italian\nsexploitation and poliziesco 
	entries before he headed to the Amazonas to shoot\nhis magnum opus. As a r
	elatively late\, 1985 addition to the Italian ’80s jungle\nand cannibal mo
	vie craze\, Tarantini turned the disturbing violence somewhat down\nto rep
	lace it with cheap eroticism and the signature narrative nonsense which is
	\nthe defining feature of Italosploitation.\n\nOur ragtag group of adventu
	rers\, consisting of a dinosaur bone hunter\, an old\nprofessor\, his daug
	hter\, a bunch of suspiciously underdressed “fashion models”\nand a ‘Nam v
	et with both PTSD and a spiteful wife head deep into the jungle to\ndo wha
	t again...? Eh\, does it really matter? All you need to know is that after
	\nthe most charming toy plane crash they will find themselves facing a bra
	nd new\nlife threatening challenge every 3 minutes. Come and see for yours
	elf who will\nsurvive to fly away to the sunset with the treasure of the A
	mazonas at the end!\n\n*Disclaimer: Dinosaurs may not be included in the a
	dmission price.
URL:https://offbeat.amsterdam/event/straight-to-video-presents-massacre-in-
	dinosaur-valley-1985
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LOCATION:LAB111 - Arie Biemondstraat 111\, 1054 PD Amsterdam
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CATEGORIES:amsterdam-west,film,jungle,oud-west,overtoombuurt,stories
X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:<h1>STRAIGHT TO VIDEO PRESENTS MASSACRE IN DIN
	OSAUR VALLEY (1985)</h1><strong>Curators Lieuwe and Levente bring you the 
	ultimate cult night every month with <em>Straight to Video presents...</em
	> Prepare for a wild cult film from the VHS era, filled with mind-boggling
	 moments, rubbery rarities, and deranged dialogue.</strong><p>Do you like 
	movies? Aren’t you annoyed that it takes around 2 hours to finish one befo
	re you can dwell into another story? What if I tell you that a single movi
	e exists that features all the possible genres you can think of in just un
	der 90 minutes? Allow Straight to Video to present you <em>Massacre at Din
	osaur Valley</em>!*</p><p>Director Michele Massimo Tarantini was mainly kn
	own for his Italian sexploitation and poliziesco entries before he headed 
	to the Amazonas to shoot his magnum opus. As a relatively late, 1985 addit
	ion to the Italian ’80s jungle and cannibal movie craze, Tarantini turned 
	the disturbing violence somewhat down to replace it with cheap eroticism a
	nd the signature narrative nonsense which is the defining feature of Italo
	sploitation.</p><p>Our ragtag group of adventurers, consisting of a dinosa
	ur bone hunter, an old professor, his daughter, a bunch of suspiciously un
	derdressed “fashion models” and a ‘Nam vet with both PTSD and a spiteful w
	ife head deep into the jungle to do what again...? Eh, does it really matt
	er? All you need to know is that after the most charming toy plane crash t
	hey will find themselves facing a brand new life threatening challenge eve
	ry 3 minutes. Come and see for yourself who will survive to fly away to th
	e sunset with the treasure of the Amazonas at the end!</p><p>*Disclaimer: 
	Dinosaurs may not be included in the admission price.</p>
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